Eeek!

^DoublExposure^

Aaargh! 

It's updated! Episode 3 and 4!

It's one hell of a funny video of me looking completely nervous during the presentation!

It's so slow to download!

It's... It's... It's...

Hahahaha~

Take a look and have a good laugh!

^Snapped!^

p.s:

Some tips for downloading the video:

1. Make sure you are going to sleep, preparing for bed. 
2. Then, click on "Play" the video.
3. You'll see that the blue line is gone which means they are downloading it. (What? Do you think the video is downloaded for you before you clicked on it? Oh. One can always dream.)
4. Quickly, click "Pause". So that you don't have play the video, and then it'll stuck and then, you'll get irritated by the buffering and downloading process of the video.  
5. Get on the bed. Hide in the nice and warm duvet of yours. (You can wear your peel-off mask or slices of cucumber to rest your tired eyes.)
6. Go to sleep. Oh yes. A beauty sleep. 
7. When you wake up the next morning, you could shower first, brush your teeth, grab a cup of coffee (if you want). Then;
8. Get rid of your laptop's screen saver. You'll see the blue line if there again!
9. Or I mean, the video is fully downloaded! *Yay!*
10. Have a good laugh as your breakfast. Oh don't worry. It's my treat. Hehe. 

Picture credit: My sister!

Kumbengku...

Kumbang suka masuk bilik "tumpangan" saya untuk tidur. 

Dia suuukaaaa tidur atas sejadah ni. Katil dia kot?

^Gaya #1^

^Gaya #2^

Ada banyak lagi gaya sebenarnya. Kelakar! Hehe...

Tapi sekarang tak boleh masuk lagi dah. Dia takut dengan Qaseh. Hehe.

Warna-warni Pecal Parit Baru

Eh! Maaf. Maksud saya, "Warna-warni Pasar Malam Parit Baru". Hehe…


Selesai melepak di majlis resepsi Along, dua pupu saya 23 November lepas, kami sekeluarga singgah ke rumah nenek saudara di Parit Besar, Sabak Bernam.
Tok Cik namanya.
Ummi kata,
"Ini satu-satunya tok kita yang tinggal, hargai saudara-mara yang ada sebaik-baiknya. Faham?"
"FAHAM!" Saya dan Fatin. Heh.

Sambil-sambil melepak, sempat jugalah diadakan majlis merisik.

Haha! Bukan merisik oranglah! Hehe…
Tapi, merisik pecal!
Ya. Kami merisik dari Mak Cho, dekat mana ada jual sambal pecal yang sedap. *Yum2!*
Sebab selama ni asyik pesan Mak Cho belikan je, macam menyusahkanlah pulak.
Jadi hari tu kebetulan ada pasar malam. Berbekalkan GPS versi Mak Cho, kami pun redahlah mencari penjual pecal empunya gerai .
JUMPA! Hee…
Gerai ketiga, tepi jalan dekat pintu masuk, sebelah gerai jual tudung, depan Dewan Orang Ramai Parit Baru, dan dekat sebelah kanan jalan kalau dari Kuala Lumpur. (Carilah sampai jumpa!)

Sementara kami tunggu tempahan pecal, kami sempatlah buat cendol layan-diri. Tawar. (Maklumlah, layan-diri...)
Tapikan, bagus tau makcik ni sebab guna strategi jualan yang bernas. Padanlah gerai dia saja, orang dah beratur panjang!

Lepas tu pekena cendol tawar, saya pun ajak Fatin jalan-jalan meneroka alam pasar senja. (Sebab belum malam lagi).
Macam nilah lebih kurang kawasan sekitarnya…

^Apam eh ni? Cantiknyaaaa~ ^

^Cari saya kalau jumpa?^

^Spongebob! Nak jugak...tapi...ishk...^


^Segan dengan adik ni!^


^Syurgaaaa!~^

^Seringgit je?!^


^Ah... Nostalgia coklat sekolah rendah~^


^Main doktor-doktor dulu guna ini sebagai ubat! ^


^Manis Malaya??^


^Benda kegembiraan kanak-kanak, tapi dia sendiri nampak kesunyian... Kan?^

Belilah si Katak ni. RM15 kalau tak silap.

^Kekasut^

Saya tabik dengan orang yang beli kasut but ni. (Tak kiralah dia suka atau kena paksa suka oleh anak dia).
Sebab merekalah karakter yang mewarna-warnikan lagi dunia!
(Psst! Saya macam berkenan pulak dengan heels putih, sebelah but pink tu... Selamat dah balik rumah!

^Cuba teka mana satu favourite saya? Hehe...^

Penat tau senyum-senyum kucing minta izin nak ambil gambar! Segan!
Demi ragam manusia dan warna-warni pasar malam yang kita jarang-jarang perasan, saya redah juga!
Kalau malam mesti lagi best, kan? Masa saya pergi ni senja. Pengunjung tak ramai lagi.

Lepas tu, kami pun balik ke gerai pecal kami.
Oh. Maaf. Tak sempat tangkap gambar pecal sebagai gambar pengecaman atau petunjuk kalau-kalau nak cari pecal Parit Baru.
Sampai meja je terus baham! Muahaha!

Lalala~

Why So Sengal?

"MALAYSIA'S FIRST PHOTOGRPAHY-THEMED REALITY SHOW"

OK...OK...

There's no point for me to hide the news since the rumours are everywhere!

And by the way, 

Here's the subtitle for the individual introduction video:

Hi! My name is ATIQAH SYAHIRA BINTI AHMAD SHUKRI,

You can call me Syahira, or Ira.

I'm 19 (going on 20! *mumbling* )

Vote me, vote me, and vote me so you can see me more in the Malaysia's First Photography-themed Reality Show, DOUBLE EXPOSURE! ()

p.s: Man! The studio flash was so hot! I was melting! And yes, I'm doing this because they misspelled my name! Ugh... 

Double Excitement, Double Audition!

And that's it!

I went for the second audition the next day, Sunday. 

Went in rush and luckily, the Sony people understood that I was in a hurry¹ to catch a bus and our session went short and "sweet"!

Saya      : "Hiya! I'm back!"

Sony      : "Hey! U made it! So your friend told me that you have a bus to catch so we'll make it quick, OK? The task goes...

I am your client and I would like to sell something and I need you to advertise it with your picture. You will have three minutes to rearrange the dolls and then, three minutes to take three pictures and then, choose one of them to present to us.

Saya      : "Woo...ccool..*perplexed*"

Sony      : "Oh come on! You are a teacher, you should have no problem presenting the picture yes?"

Saya      : "Eh? Sure! No problem man! (Erk?! Present Murid dan Alam Belajar pun dah kelam kabut!)"

So there goes. I managed to shot three (VERY) hideous pictures and presented it. (READ: "GORENG")

Saya      : "Yeah. So how was it?"

Sony      : "Hmmm...there will only be 30 contestant chosen for this show bla3...and...*BAM!!!* Congratulation! You are in the  TOP 30!!"

Saya      : "Erk!? Apa ni? K.C, ma'am, are you guys sure? VERY SURE?"

Sony      : "Eh? Can you see any camera in here?"

Saya      : "Err..nope?"

Sony      : "So yeah! This is NOT a joke! *laugh*"

Saya      : "So this is not Wakenabeb la?"

Sony      : "Nooo! Hahaha! *And four of them laugh some more (sampai kerusi pun nak terbalik!)*"

Saya      : "Heheh..malu2()...so what do I do next?"

Sony      : "OK. You have to wait for our call to inform you about the three days seminar². During Deepavali holidays. You will be there right?"

Saya      : "Im a teacher. And school holidays are ours too! (Pergh! Berlagak! Ekeke...)So yeah. I'll be there. InsyaAllah."

The session went some more for a while and were filled with laughter so much that even one of the the panel stop eating his lunch!

Thankfully, I didn't get too nervous (Fuh! Fuh! Relaks...relaks!) since all the panel are so cool and cheekily happy. 

They kept on laughing to what I said. (Some might know what happens when I'm in kelam kabut.)

Saya tak faham apa yang kelakar sangat. Tapi saya memang sangat heeeepppppiiii!~

Haha! 

Wish me luck!

Nota Kaki:

¹ Nak cepat pun, sempat jugak layan Naz untuk interview sebagai salah sorang contestant! Sengallah Naz! Haha! They pick me up since I stand out the most in the crowd because there was a floating baloon tied-up to my bag! Siapa punya kerja tu?? 

² They called! It is confirmed that the seminar will be held during this Deepavali holidays at Midvalley, The Garden, 25th to 27th. From 10am to 8pm. (Ala..melepas Tok Long saya punya annual raya open house kat Damansara! Ishk..)

Malam Senandung Bahasa: Hari ke-4

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Prop-Master: 

"Kerja buat props dah siap 95%!"

Alhamdulillah...

p.s: Kesian props' people...keletihan...